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ApacheAttackHelicopter's profile

registered user, joined on October 6th 2017, last visit on December 19th 2017

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Name
Apache

About me

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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user iconAnonymous on October 13th 2017 0

I LOVE YOU

user iconIamSoapBar on October 13th 2017 0

cooler than anyone on this site

user iconAnonymous on October 20th 2017 0

hola

user iconAnonymous on December 15th 2017 0

😁 :-D 😁 :-D

user iconAnonymous on March 23rd 2019 0

im so jealos 😞

user iconAnonymous on November 1st 2023 0

I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😎

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