You are not a noob, it is just the help for the application is still far from complete.
The simplest way to start with scripts is via the "Effect"->"Custom operation" command. There is also "Custom JScript operation" button in the toolbar. Ah, and it is currently visible only when a raster layer is selected. It is not that scripting is impossible in vector layers, but none has made a script for a vector layer yet and I kind of forgot to include this button in the user interface. It is possible, but not easy to re-configure the application to show this button. I'll definitely add it in the next version. If you really want it now, let me know and I'll try do describe the procedure of adding it as good as possible.